Jazzing it up

Dear self

2007-08-29T12:59:08Z

Learn to keep your mouth shut. Thats all.

CSsigh

2007-07-26T09:14:37Z

Am I saying goodbye to Sara Sidle? *sniff* 7 seasons. Damnit.

Best t-shirt message ive seen. EVER.

2007-07-24T10:57:48Z

"Youtube myspace, and ill google your yahoo".

Now that Im done with Harry Potter

2007-07-22T12:47:29Z

I can go back to collecting my Ender Series. Hard bound addicted.

Race and Policing in America

2007-07-17T11:19:28Z

Come on Vida...open the damn book. It might be interesting. Its just like..harry potter. Really. Fun and no need for deep comprehension. Besides. Your boss will kill you if you dont start with your book review. gademit.

ain't it funneh

2007-07-03T15:34:11Z

horoscope:

Someone who once wronged you is coming back on the scene, and they are looking to have a talk with you. You have every right to refuse to even give them the time of day, but your curiosity about what they have to say will probably pull you toward them -- and that's okay. If you do decide to meet with them, you should be open-minded about whether they truly understand how they impacted your life. So many things have changed in your life since then, and maybe they have, too. -

Spice up your life!

2007-07-01T05:50:31Z

What could be cooler than The Verve reunion? The Spice Girls reunion of course. Gotta love British pop, eh?

im_no_monalisa @ 2007-06-29T23:14:00

2007-06-29T15:14:26Z

Ang saya ng gabi.

im_no_monalisa @ 2007-06-26T12:20:00

2007-06-26T04:20:48Z

Rest in peace Chris Benoit. I'll be missing the wolverine.

sige na nga

2007-06-25T13:50:16Z

Not bad for someone who's not particularly fond of traveling

My Lakbayan grade is C!

How much of the Philippines have you visited? Find out atLakbayan!

Created by Eugene Villar.

Eto epekto ng Fremont California...

2007-06-13T13:58:59Z

"Ba't mo tinapon dyan sa labas yan? Loitering ka, hala...uh..ay..littering pala!" (del Rosario, 2007).

Sige lang Trixie. Wag kang magloiter ha?

im_no_monalisa @ 2007-06-12T09:40:00

2007-06-12T01:41:24Z

Independence is a virtue that can never be over emphasized. It is not an overrated concept.

Yet another classic line from Ces de Leon

2007-05-31T14:54:33Z

"Sya ang klase ng taong ibebenta ang pamilya sa halagang isang libo kung kinakailangan"

Useless info that I like knowing

2007-05-29T01:00:16Z

If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
(Hardly seems worth it.)

If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb
(Now that's more like it!)

The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out of the body to squirt blood 30 feet.
(O.M.G.!)

A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.
(In my next life, I want to be a pig.)

A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. (Creepy.)
(I'm still not over the pig.)

Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.
(Do not try this at home...... maybe at work.)

The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off !
("Honey, I'm home. What the....?!")

The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field.
(30 minutes... lucky pig... can you imagine??)

The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.
(What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)

Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
(I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over quantity)

Butterflies taste with their feet.
(Something I always wanted to know.)

The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
(Hmmmmmm........)

Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer
than left-handed people.
(If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)

Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.
(OK, so that would be a good thing....)

A cat's urine glows under a black light.
(I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)

An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
(I know some people like that.)

Starfish have no brains.
(I know some people like that too.)

Polar bears are left-handed.
(If they switch, they'll live a lot longer.)

Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
(What about that pig??)

im_no_monalisa @ 2007-05-10T22:27:00

2007-05-10T14:28:19Z

Had my overdue dinner with Reyaine. Real fun. Daming chismis. Love it. I miss Reyaine.

I have found the meaning of heaven

2007-05-03T12:30:58Z

Power station. New York Pizza Delivery. Mint Gelato.

I didnt know this!

2007-05-02T13:05:39Z

Filipino pride. Let's drop the Agapito Flores myth and let all people know about this. Cos he sure wasnt taught in my science classes (either that or I just wasnt listening).

Alejandro Melchor (1900-1947) was a Filipino civil engineer, mathematician, educator, and member of the Cabinet of the Philippines. A native of Ibajay, Aklan, Melchor was also known for his work on pontoon bridges during the Second World War.

The historic Melchor Hall in the University of the Philippines Diliman campus is named after him. The hall houses most of the units of the UP College of Engineering.

During the term of Edward R. Hyde as dean of the UP College of Engineering (from 1926 to 1940), Alejandro Melchor served as the College Secretary. Prior to this position, Melchor was a regular member of the engineering faculty. Considered a brilliant mathematician in his time, Melchor also became the head of the mathematics department of the Philippine Military Academy.

Melchor was known for designing the pontoon bridges used by the U.S. Army during the Second World War. According to [1], Melchor's work "contributed significantly in winning the war for the Allied Forces". Melchor also attained the rank of colonel.

Melchor obtained his highest rank of public service when he became the Secretary of National Defense in President Manuel L. Quezon's Cabinet. Upon Quezon's death and Sergio Osmeña's succession as president, Melchor became the Military Adviser of the war cabinet. This was during the Second World War, when the Philippine government was in exile.

im_no_monalisa @ 2007-04-26T21:18:00

2007-04-26T13:19:15Z

Will the real darth vida please stand up? Oh yeah. She's here. She's returning. And she will rule. Har har.

This entry's for you Monica hahahahaha.

Tila ibon kung lumipad

2007-04-18T12:59:10Z

Today was Beng's last day at work. Ive never felt sadder in terms of office environment. And as I told Beng, having a partner at work was something foreign to me before I came to TNS. She made my first experience a real good one. We were the noisy partners. Always laughing despite the extremely late overtimes. Our stomachs think alike. I was her boss. She was my boss.

And like what I wrote to her. Thanks for the churvaness and the thingamajigs.

im_no_monalisa @ 2007-04-04T11:07:00

2007-04-04T03:07:54Z

Im in bulacan..and will be out the whole week. With no internet access at home. So i am currently writing this in an internet cafe. THIS is what mortification means. No internet access, no a/c at home and ergh, no friends so to speak hahaha. Love ya all.

im_no_monalisa @ 2007-03-01T23:52:00

2007-03-01T15:53:01Z

I'll take a brief moment of silence for one of my APS north am heroes, Arthur Schlesinger. I may have been at odds with a lot of what he said in his books, but he was a fountain of knowledge.

im_no_monalisa @ 2007-02-24T22:22:00

2007-02-24T14:23:08Z

To chair or not to chair, that is the question.

im_no_monalisa @ 2007-02-14T22:06:00

2007-02-14T14:06:55Z

"oh it's getting hot in here, must be something in the atmosphere"--Athlete.

sabi na nga ba e!

2007-02-13T13:37:36Z

Tatakbo na ako sa Senado, parang si Richard Gomez

im_no_monalisa @ 2007-01-21T20:00:00

2007-01-21T12:00:43Z

News got in that Raymond Pagdanganan died in a car accident at San Pablo, Malolos. 5 minutes away from our place. We usually pass through it. Raymond was 27. I never met him, but I grew up with his father and my family being close. Related even. Tragic.